The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (January 13, 2023)

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    Water - The players when they roll a natural 1 on an investigation check @mydnd20 Where's the Ocean?
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    Purple - Idea: Get your D&D party together, go to an Escape Room, and everyone behaves as their characters would.
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    Tire - ZTRO My campaign My players taking an hour to decide how they want to open the door Me, the DM
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    Hair - DM: roll perception Player: *rolls a 4* DM: Ok, so you dont see all the... never mind Player: The WHAT
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    Bottle - Bag of holding Coca Bag of holding
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    Sleeve - I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge the authority of any DM not wearing the official Dungeons & Dragons® Dungeon Master™ uniform: DUNGEONS &PRAGONS DUNGEON MASTER INCLUDES: Rob Coller, Bald Cap Wig
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    Font - DM: "You triggered a trap. Make a saving throw." Player (rolls poorly): "I failed. What happens?" DM: "Roll 3d6." Player (rolls): "8." DM: "Hmmm. Roll again." Player (rolls, winces): "14?" DM: "Ooh. Roll one more time." Player (picks up dice, freezes): "Aww, man, I'm rolling up a new character, aren't 1?"
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    Slope - How choices are presented in games Ÿ What the choices actually are
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    Font - The Classes, Explained BARBARIAN: Stab things real hard FIGHTER: Stab things quickly RANGER: Stab things that are far away while talking to a bear DRUID: Is the bear PALADIN: Stab things because God (Deus Vult) ROGUE: Stabs things sneakily MONK: Stabs things with their hands BARD: Stabs things with their dick WIZARD: Stabs things with a fireball WARLOCK: Stabs thi- ELDRITCH BLAST SORCEROR: Stabs someone with magic then explodes CLERIC: Heals the people that just got stabbed
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    Vertebrate - The two artificers explaining how they're making a fog machine to fill with holy water to make an area of permanent damage against the vampire lord The DM
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    Font - Paladin: You bargained with a fey to gain us passage through the woods? Monk: Don't make too much of it. Paladin: What did they demand for payment? Monk: My firstborn. Paladin: But you took an oath of celibacy when you became a monk. Monk: It didn't come up during the conversation.
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    Rectangle - vrala: a d&d campaign where everyone is a bard and you're a punk rock band TRYING to go on tour but all these villages are just so fucked up Source: vrala 14,986 notes 17 3
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    Font - As a #dnd player, you should own minimum of: - 1 set of dice -oh, what the heck, what's one more set of dice? - 5 sets of dice - well I NEED a new set of dice for my new character and those gemstone dice are so PRETTY - 776 sets of dice
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    Terrestrial plant - That Guy No.54766295 Yesterday PNG 376.5 KIB 900x702 >Playing DnD >Wizard gets into a fight with an important NPC >When the wizard realizes who the NPC is, he apologizes and asks "As a token of my goodwill, would you like me to make you a magical sword?" >NPC agrees >Wizard casts polymorph and turns them into a sword. >Argues that the NPC shouldn't have a will save because they agreed to it. 10 replies
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    Rectangle - Awful Fantasy @AwfulFantasy Nov 16 "I'm a magician, not a wizard!' shouted Fed the Fantastic as he was shoved into the invading Orcs. 'Pick a card!' he screamed as he died." 410 449
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    Épée - Fighter: *changes weapons for the 7th time this encounter* DM: *getting annoyed* can I ask where you're keeping all these weapons? Fighter: WAL.07
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    Hair - I'll cast enlarge on this ring so it'll resemble a crown. Then I'll present it to the evil lord as a gift. When spell wears off it'll shrink and crush his skull like a watermelon. Paladin who's sickened but Curious The horrified DM Rogue who really wants to see
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    Font - THE SECRET ORIGINS OF D&D MONSTERS INSPIRED BY LORD OF THE RINGS TAKEN FROM EUROPEAN FOLKLORE GARY GYGAX HATED HIS PLAYERS "I swear to God, if one more person screams that they want to loot the bodies before I can even describe the end of combat, I'm going to invent a treasure chest that's actually a glue-covered monster in disguise!" - Gary Gyax... probably
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    Smile - The succubus trying to charm the party: Warforged Straight female paladin made with mematic Gay male bard Asexual Monk
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    Font - Leather armour is the best for sneaking, because it's literally made of hide.
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    Font - WELL I'D HAVE TO GUESS THAT EITHER A WIZARD ROLLED A 20 OR A BARD ROLLED A 1
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    Product - Dm Planning Wingin it with vague ideas of what's gonna happen
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    Outerwear - PEOPLE WHO CAN'T FIND A GROUP TO PLAY WITH D&D MEMES F1457
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    Organism - Lucky @LuckyBonez "I'd love to play d&d, I've just never been able to find a group". We have ten trillion dating sites but no DnD group matchmaking services??? Yo. We need Tinder but for finding a DnD party.
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    Product - Thinking about how you get to play DnD tonight Remembering you're the DM and haven't done any preparation
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    Car - 88,03751 We damage spells K OM 8621 This is brilliant. spells that let damage ass shit spells you do weird K&QM 8621 But I like this.

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